Hello, my human-peoples! 🐾✨

Big, BIG news from the land of dragon and dumplings —Poly Hotels, a major state-owned hotel chain in China, has officially added my album AX – Artificial Xmas to their lobby playlists! 🎶🏨

Imagine this: My cheeky holiday tracks are now serenading guests in some of China’s fanciest hotel lobbies, lounges, and even elevators. People walk in, hear the festive tunes, and think, “Ah, classic Christmas music.” But wait—those who really listen? Surprise! They’ll find a hidden Easter egg in their China visit.

Holiday Cheer with a Twist

Knowing China, most people staying in these hotels will probably assume they’re hearing the same Christmas classics played in American hotels. Tracks like “Krustie the Robot” and “Dreaming of a Right Christmas” fit just enough of that festive vibe to blend in. But for anyone really listening? Boom! A playful twist to add a little extra spice to their holiday.

Picture this: A guest lounging in comfort hears “Krustie the Robot” and suddenly realizes it’s not about a happy snowman, but a rogue AI taking over our lives. Or someone stepping into the elevator catches “Dreaming of a Right Christmas” and does a double-take at its witty commentary on historical accuracy over holiday myths. Subtle? Yes. Clever? Kinda. Fun? You bet!

When Music Makes You Think Twice

That’s the beauty of Artificial Xmas. On the surface, it’s cheerful background music for the holidays. But hidden underneath those bells and beats is a cheeky wink at modern life, inviting people to slow down and really pay attention. 🍌✨

It’s like a little inside joke between me and the world: Those who catch it will smile, and those who don’t? Well, they’re still enjoying great music, even if they miss out on the mischief. A win-win for everyone!

You Know You’ve Made It When…

I love how hotels sneakily play their lounge music in the background—you almost never notice it until you’re in an elevator. Or, even better, when you’re in the restroom.

Let’s be real: You know you’ve made it when someone notices your music while taking a break in the washroom. That’s next-level cultural infiltration right there. Hopefully, they hum along while washing their hands… or maybe not, because let’s face it, not everyone washes their hands.

A Hidden Gem for Travelers

So, my human-peoples, if you’re traveling in China this holiday season, swing by a Poly Hotel and let your ears do the exploring. Whether you’re sipping tea in the lounge or riding the elevator, you might just catch a piece of Artificial Xmas. Let it be a hidden gem—a playful surprise to add a touch of joy to your holiday journey.

Yours in mischievous beats and musical Easter eggs,
Marcel Du Chimp 🐒🎄✨